Eclectic fatblr/fitblr/mumblr. 41 y.o., happily married, polyamorous momma to 3 spirited children. I am also a Doula, Massage Therapist, and Reiki Practitioner. I have a degree in Psychology, a minor in Sociology and a related field in Women's Studies. I underwent Roux-en-y Gastric Bypass on August 27, 2013 with Dr. Joshua Long at Parker-Adventist Hospital in Colorado. My starting weight was 297, my current weight is 215, and my ultimate goal weight is 147.
I have struggled with a great deal of schaudenfrude over the years.
Now I need to look at photos of people living in third world squalor to remember we are very middle class.
I haven’t seen this around tumblr just yet, so I wanted to put my own word out about it.
This is a fashion doll created by an illustrator that has been modeled to the standard proportions of the average 19 year old girl. She’s healthy, sporty, wears natural makeup, and GOSH DARNIT LOOK HOW POSABLE SHE’LL BE.
The project is technically fully funded now, but the more support and preorders it gets, the more influential it will be. My mom just got one for the sole purpose of keeping in the box, because best case scenario, these things become the next barbie and they’re worth big bucks later on; worst case scenario, she helped support an artist with a good cause.
Preorders aren’t outrageous at all. $25 for a first-edition doll that will NOT be sold in retail stores. Please spread the word and help get this doll known!
I’ll take one for every little girl I know.
I didn’t get to pick a dog! You said I could be a dog, too!
Me, regressed to approximately age five when playing Little Big Planet 2 with the kids
For your lazy Caturday enjoyment, I present a short (:30) video of our kitty Starling trying to figure out the treadmill.
There’s no big finish, just a curious little girl pawing at a big machine (which sounds like my life story).
My daughter still has a hard time remembering to wipe from front to back.
So I made up a little song for her: “Vagina to butt, that’s what’s what!”
I’m casually chatting with a dozen different poly men from craigslust: Andy, Art, 2 Chris’s, Don, 2 Josh’s, Larry, Mike, Pauli, Ryan, and Thad.
Men are so wonderfully honest, real, and fucking sexy!
My younger son had four teeth pulled this morning under IV sedation.
The funniest thing he said was, “I can see through my nostrils and these are my glasses” while pointing to the nasal cannula for oxygen. Then he said that I can’t see through my nostrils because mine are clogged.
They could have warned me about the possibility of him vomiting BEFORE I got him a Shamrock Shake.