Eclectic fatblr/fitblr/mumblr. 41 y.o. happily married momma of 3. Had Gastric Bypass on August 27, 2013. SW: 297; CW: 209, GW: 147.
I better not take any melatonin and I definitely can’t take half of a muscle relaxer like I usually do on a Saturday night to get a good night’s sleep.
My sister might be in prelabor for real this time! She might lay a golden egg tonight or tomorrow! She would hate that analogy so I’ll not share it with her!
Shower, then lots of orgasms. That’s how I will get some sleep.
My husband is a fucking HUNK!
Think he might be in better shape than when we were dating!
We are gonna have some rip-roaring adult time tonight!
Six Snapshots of Saturdog (So Far)
The kids are dismantling Ye Olde Swingset with their dad, whilst i drink coffee and look at PTO paperwork.
Who’s yer daddy!?
I just wish I could save my place when I have to stop for the day!
One day, whether you
you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.
However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––
is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.