Eclectic fatblr/fitblr/mumblr. 41 y.o. married momma of 3. Polyamorous Swinger. RNY 08.27.13. SW: 297; CW: 202, UGW: 147.
I want to put a sign on the door that says, “Today has been postponed until tomorrow. - The Mgmt.”
You know the situation is serious when Management is abbreviated because they’re so damn busy they don’t even have time to spell out the word Management.
So I was getting kind of down thinking about not being able to enjoy hot tea this Summer.
Then my husband put in the a/c window units today. (We don’t have central air.)
Well, now i’m lounging here in our bedroom with the a/c set to 69° and the fan on high, in my new robe that’s basically a giant hoodie, with plaid pajama pants and slippers on, sipping hot tea like a big fat dumb bassackwards American asshole.
You guys really should have me killed.
So far today i have said hello to three different people who were so into their phones they didn’t hear me!
Technology has simply given us more ways to be rude, even faster and more efficiently!
Tuesday is the one day of the week i am child-free because the boys attend a public school district program for homeschoolers from 8:45 to 2:45.
Usually i clean house, go be lunch lady at the boy’s school, and then rush home to hurriedly “take care of my needs”.
Today i am switching things up!