Eclectic fatblr/fitblr/mumblr. 41 y.o. married momma of 3. Polyamorous Swinger. RNY 08.27.13. SW: 297; CW: 202, UGW: 147.

This is the only thing i did right today. 

My gluten-free, sugar-free banana nut bread with pecans instead of walnuts brings all the boys to the yard.

And they’re like, “Damn, that tastes better than i thought it would.”
This is the only thing i did right today.

My gluten-free, sugar-free banana nut bread with pecans instead of walnuts brings all the boys to the yard.

And they’re like, “Damn, that tastes better than i thought it would.”

I just want to cancel today.

I want to put a sign on the door that says, “Today has been postponed until tomorrow. - The Mgmt.”

You know the situation is serious when Management is abbreviated because they’re so damn busy they don’t even have time to spell out the word Management.

POY to the G on high

POY to the G on high

I drink a LOT of tea…

So I was getting kind of down thinking about not being able to enjoy hot tea this Summer.

Then my husband put in the a/c window units today. (We don’t have central air.)

Well, now i’m lounging here in our bedroom with the a/c set to 69° and the fan on high, in my new robe that’s basically a giant hoodie, with plaid pajama pants and slippers on, sipping hot tea like a big fat dumb bassackwards American asshole.

You guys really should have me killed.

This is dinner when i “cook”

This is dinner when i “cook”

Messing with my social btrfly game!

So far today i have said hello to three different people who were so into their phones they didn’t hear me!

Technology has simply given us more ways to be rude, even faster and more efficiently!

It’s a good day to be The Lunch Lady.

It’s a good day to be The Lunch Lady.

For those keeping score at home:

Started my period. Will try to finish it, too.

Do i know how to party!?

Do i know how to party!?

Me First Please

Tuesday is the one day of the week i am child-free because the boys attend a public school district program for homeschoolers from 8:45 to 2:45.

Usually i clean house, go be lunch lady at the boy’s school, and then rush home to hurriedly “take care of my needs”.

Today i am switching things up!