Eclectic fatblr/fitblr/mumblr. 41 y.o. happily married momma of 3. Had Gastric Bypass on August 27, 2013. SW: 297; CW: 209, GW: 147.

How will I get to sleep!?

I better not take any melatonin and I definitely can’t take half of a muscle relaxer like I usually do on a Saturday night to get a good night’s sleep.

My sister might be in prelabor for real this time! She might lay a golden egg tonight or tomorrow! She would hate that analogy so I’ll not share it with her!

Shower, then lots of orgasms. That’s how I will get some sleep.

Might’ve overdid it (again)?

What the hay, you only live once (unless you’re Jesus, supposedly).

Might’ve overdid it (again)?

What the hay, you only live once (unless you’re Jesus, supposedly).

Cute Daddy Ninjacam

We went to a birthday party but a week too soon because i’m a dork so i got the kids cupcakes at a gas station and i’m letting them play at a park before the forty-five minute drive back home.

Cute Daddy Ninjacam

We went to a birthday party but a week too soon because i’m a dork so i got the kids cupcakes at a gas station and i’m letting them play at a park before the forty-five minute drive back home.

I just realized…

My husband is a fucking HUNK!

Think he might be in better shape than when we were dating!

We are gonna have some rip-roaring adult time tonight!

Six Snapshots of Saturdog (So Far)

The kids are dismantling Ye Olde Swingset with their dad, whilst i drink coffee and look at PTO paperwork.

Who’s yer daddy!?

SSS: i will wear this tonight

Will look much better on me!

SSS: i will wear this tonight

Will look much better on me!

Backstalking a new friend…

I just wish I could save my place when I have to stop for the day!

One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.

Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth"  (via le-crystal)

It IS awful

(Source: afadthatlastsforever)

From the back Friday 

The skirt made me do it!

From the back Friday

The skirt made me do it!

if these wings should fail me, or i fail these wings, i’ll fly falling.

wings by Della Hicks-Wilson (via dellahickswilson)